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    Eurovision

    Reckon the Russians will do it but Austria have the best name:



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    #2
    Bookies have Sweden as favourites, then Russia.

    If I were betting, I'd put it on Russia - not that it's political at all these days.
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      #3
      Why is that bag of *ank, 'Jedwood' running for the paddys again?

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        #4
        Originally posted by oscarose View Post
        Why is that bag of *ank, 'Jedwood' running for the paddys again?

        Last year's Irish entry was pretty reasonable, I thought.
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          #5
          Oi, Darmstadt - how into the Eurovision thing are the Germs?

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            #6
            Hasn't the UK's entry said he prefers Germany?

            WTF?

            Its not as good without Wogan - bring him back.

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              #7
              It seems that Cloggers missed out again this year, so no Eurovision mania here.
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                #8
                Originally posted by norrahe View Post
                It seems that Cloggers missed out again this year, so no Eurovision mania here.
                Lucky you....

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
                  Last year's Irish entry was pretty reasonable, I thought.
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                    #10
                    Not enough flesh on show in the Russian entry.. Gotta pull the male vote...
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