Am I wrong to get all punchy and wound up Am I wrong to get all punchy and wound up
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    We get a fair few deliveries, mostly curries but with the occasional chinese.
    It's got to the point where the guy at the Indian(s) recognise the missus voice and know our order straight away.

    And thats great. But about a month ago, there was a knock, and I was smack bang in the middle of something, by the time I had finished, and got me boots on, the delivery guy had opened the door and plonked the bag down on the kitchen table

    It was only with great restraint, and the fact that he was a foot taller than me that I didnt kick his swede in.

    It happened again last week, different delivery guy, different resaurant

    It's starting to ascend my nostrils mightily




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    Well if you will masturbate naked in the lounge window then he's bound to feel a bit awkward, get the delivery dropped off smartish and leg it before you've finished.
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    Quote Originally Posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    We get a fair few deliveries, mostly curries but with the occasional chinese.
    yes you are wrong to get punchy. but you are right to discuss it with delivery gentlepersons.

    But why do you have the door open?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BrilloPad View Post
    yes you are wrong to get punchy. but you are right to discuss it with delivery gentlepersons.

    But why do you have the door open?
    To let the delivery man in of course.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BrilloPad View Post
    yes you are wrong to get punchy. but you are right to discuss it with delivery gentlepersons.

    But why do you have the door open?
    It wasnt open. it was goddamm cocksuckin closed. and the next goddammed asswipe that tries it on is gonna get his motha freaking ass smoked.

    GEDDIT delivery people ?


    yeah , that told them


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    Quote Originally Posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    It wasnt open. it was goddamm cocksuckin closed. and the next goddammed asswipe that tries it on is gonna get his motha freaking ass smoked.

    GEDDIT delivery people ?


    yeah , that told them


    Was it locked?

    And I am sure that told them - I bet there are lots of delivery people on here. They call it plan B....

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    Reach a compromise. When you see him next ask him to set the table too as just dropping off the food isn't good enough.

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    ask him which end of the missus he wants, a change is as good as a rest they say.

    or save the boot removing for dessert.
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    Quote Originally Posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    We get a fair few deliveries...

    ...recognise the missus voice

    It happened again last week...

    ...different delivery guy, different resaurant
    Yes, your wife does seem to be very friendly with all the delivery guys in your area.

    Leave her.

    Immediately.

    Learn to love again.
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