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Originally posted by SupremeSpod View PostBecause you never went in the first place.
He saw.
He went.
He lost.
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostBollocks."A life, Jimmy, you know what that is? It’s the s*** that happens while you’re waiting for moments that never come." -- Lester FreamonComment
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If you type pissington tulipwank into google you will get no results, at least for the next hour or so at which point this thread will be #1. At that point I will be forced to find a new vulgarity.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Originally posted by doodab View PostIf you type pissington tulipwank into google you will get no results, at least for the next hour or so at which point this thread will be #1. At that point I will be forced to find a new vulgarity.merely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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17. The longer everything goes according to plan, the bigger the impending disaster."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Originally posted by eek View PostStill not there 8 hours later.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Originally posted by doodab View PostOutstanding. I have surpassed myself.
Eek. Any chance you can pop down to B&Q and get me a long weight, a left handed screwdriver and a new bubble for a spirit level?What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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