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    #11
    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    I'm back baby!
    Because you never went in the first place.

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      #12
      Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
      Because you never went in the first place.
      That's not nice.

      He saw.

      He went.

      He lost.

      HTH

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        #13
        Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
        Bollocks.
        Yeah, does sound like it is.
        "A life, Jimmy, you know what that is? It’s the s*** that happens while you’re waiting for moments that never come." -- Lester Freamon

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          #14
          If you type pissington tulipwank into google you will get no results, at least for the next hour or so at which point this thread will be #1. At that point I will be forced to find a new vulgarity.
          While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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            #15
            Originally posted by doodab View Post
            If you type pissington tulipwank into google you will get no results, at least for the next hour or so at which point this thread will be #1. At that point I will be forced to find a new vulgarity.
            Still not there 8 hours later.
            merely at clientco for the entertainment

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              #16
              17. The longer everything goes according to plan, the bigger the impending disaster.
              "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                #17
                Originally posted by eek View Post
                Still not there 8 hours later.
                Outstanding. I have surpassed myself.
                While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by doodab View Post
                  Outstanding. I have surpassed myself.
                  The Old 'how do you keep an idiot in suspense' trick.

                  Eek. Any chance you can pop down to B&Q and get me a long weight, a left handed screwdriver and a new bubble for a spirit level?
                  What happens in General, stays in General.
                  You know what they say about assumptions!

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