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    Why, when i farted in the sauna this morning, did i go light head? WTF?
    I didn't say it was your ******* fault, I said I was blaming you!

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    Low BP. Or toxic farts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scooby View Post
    Why, when i farted in the sauna this morning, did i go light head? WTF?
    More likely is that you farted because you went light headed.

    No idea why you'd go light headed in a hot humid environment where sweating doesn't help regulate a body temperature consistent with staying alive though. Maybe your body was vainly trying to eject a bit of heat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scooby View Post
    Why, when i farted in the sauna this morning, did i go light head? WTF?
    Is it because someone objected to you farting and punched you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TimberWolf View Post
    More likely is that you farted because you went light headed.

    No idea why you'd go light headed in a hot humid environment where sweating doesn't help regulate a body temperature consistent with staying alive though. Maybe your body was vainly trying to eject a bit of heat.
    Fitness training for me has started this week, maybe thats it! Am hammering the weights, and started running again. Although it was only 2km constant running, it is the first running I've done for years (at least 10!). Felt alright after the run, I just couldnt let the curry from last night escape while running due to the attractive young girl next to me. Although I dont think so looked once at that over weight sweating man bouncing on the treadmill
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    Quote Originally Posted by scooby View Post
    Fitness training for me has started this week, maybe thats it! Am hammering the weights, and started running again. Although it was only 2km constant running, it is the first running I've done for years (at least 10!). Felt alright after the run, I just couldnt let the curry from last night escape while running due to the attractive young girl next to me. Although I dont think so looked once at that over weight sweating man bouncing on the treadmill
    Keep up the good work.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Keep up the good work.
    You were the inspiration! (that and I'm over my op now, in record time too!!)
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    Quote Originally Posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Is it because someone objected to you farting and punched you?
    Sounds like the result of a donkey punch to me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by scooby View Post
    Why, when i farted in the sauna this morning, did i go light head? WTF?
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