If you could choose your ticket out of this world what would it be? If you could choose your ticket out of this world what would it be?

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  • Asphyxy-Wank

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  • Drug induced sex heart attack

    1 5.26%
  • Extreme sporting accident

    0 0%
  • Shark attack

    1 5.26%
  • Suffocated by BBW's boobies

    1 5.26%
  • Peacefully in your sleep

    9 47.37%
  • Freak hoovering incident

    1 5.26%
  • Death by bestiality

    1 5.26%
  • Other please specify

    5 26.32%
  • Tortured by AndyW

    0 0%
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    Potty-trained

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    Default If you could choose your ticket out of this world what would it be?

    Poll to follow.
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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    My post count is Majestic

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    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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    More fingers than teeth

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    NickFitz has reached the peak. Play again?

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    I'm not going anywhere!

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    More time posting than coding

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    Once again I'm somewhat unsettled by your threads.


    Tone

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    CUK gives you wings

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    I'm sure I've mentioned this before....

    Loaded on Laphroaig 25 year old cask strength Islay malt whisky and Krug vintage champagne, playing Lynyrd Skynyrd's Freebird through a stack of JCM-900 Marshalls using my trusty Fender Strat USA Plus Deluxe, on board my Cessna Citation X BizJet whose autopilot is set for a 2000ft/min descent straight into the House of Commons on a Wednesday, 12:05.

    That about covers all the bases, as well as some irony.
    If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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    Are you simply fishing for suggestions?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bless 'em all View Post
    Are you simply fishing for suggestions?
    or assistance

    Confusion is a natural state of being

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    Within the instant kill blast zone of a thermo-nuclear device landing, let us say, in Luton?
    Maybe on the Bailey Hill Water Tower?


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    Double Godlike!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Diver View Post
    or assistance

    How much is a one way ticket to Switzerland?
    Coffee's for closers

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