Do you have a teddy bear? Do you have a teddy bear?
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    people who are aroused by teddy bears can be diagnosed with Ursusagalmatophilia.
    Or they're just dirty perverts

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    Quote Originally Posted by Malcolm Buggeridge View Post
    Or they're just dirty perverts
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    urrrrrrrgggh. You'd get fluff under your foreskin!!
    I didn't say it was your ******* fault, I said I was blaming you!

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    Quote Originally Posted by scooby View Post
    urrrrrrrgggh. You'd get fluff under your foreskin!!
    Not if you were Jewish

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    Quote Originally Posted by Platypus View Post
    Not if you were Jewish
    It gives new meaning to getting "a bit of fluff"!
    I didn't say it was your ******* fault, I said I was blaming you!

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    The fillies also have a secret liking for the teddy, beware of small fluffy toys on beds ..

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    Quote Originally Posted by SunnyInHades View Post
    The fillies also have a secret liking for the teddy, beware of small fluffy toys on beds ..

    Female Masturbation - Stuffed Animal

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    Shocking and outrageous. I’m a firm believer in lights out, under covers before engaging. Haven’t seen the wife naked in 15 years.
    I have been doing this since I was 6
    I didn't say it was your ******* fault, I said I was blaming you!

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    Quote Originally Posted by scooby View Post
    urrrrrrrgggh. You'd get fluff under your foreskin!!
    Who has a teddy with a foreskin?
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    Quote Originally Posted by scooby View Post
    It gives new meaning to getting "a bit of fluff"!
    Sue was Sooty's bit of fluff.
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