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    Last night got woken at 12:30am. Cat had a mouse and was trying to wake up the whole house to let them know. Tried to get them out of the door but would not leave so I wrestled mouse off the cat and put it in the food bin.

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    I wrestled mouse off the cat
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    Best uses for a dead cat?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Last night got woken at 12:30am. Cat had a mouse and was trying to wake up the whole house to let them know. Tried to get them out of the door but would not leave so I wrestled mouse off the cat and put it in the food bin.

    I hate cats.

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    The cat must think you are an ungrateful brute, or extremely stupid.

    That was a valuable present it was bringing you!
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    Quote Originally Posted by OwlHoot View Post
    The cat must think you are an ungrateful brute, or extremely stupid.
    Sounds like the cat posts on cuk.
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    We had two dead rabbits brought in early this morning. One was left complete on the kitchen floor, obviously for our breakfast, the other, just a head and some entrails, was all over the cat basket.

    We normally get something brought in every morning this time of year (we back onto a field). We've got four cats. Two of them bring stuff in. One sticks to shrews and mice but the other (who brought in the rabbits) will bring in anything he can get through the cat flap. We've had bunnies (never two in one night though), squirrels, birds etc.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lockhouse View Post
    the other will bring in anything he can get through the cat flap.
    Reminds me of a friend who was disturbed by thumping on cat flap. The cat was trying to drag a pork chop through it.

    He asked all the neighbours - but no-one was missing one.

    Imagine you pork chop dinner just vanishing without trace!
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    Quote Originally Posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Reminds me of a friend who was disturbed by thumping on cat flap. The cat was trying to drag a pork chop through it.

    He asked all the neighbours - but no-one was missing one.

    Imagine you pork chop dinner just vanishing without trace!
    Many years ago my wife had a cat who brought in someone's Sunday roast.
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