Concealed Weapons

[SimonMac]

Man with world's largest willy in security scare at airport | The Sun |News

A MAN who has the world's largest penis was stopped by security at an airport after guards feared he had a suspect package hidden in his trousers.

[Support Monkey]

And it was very embarrasing for me i can tell you

[SimonMac]

And it was very embarrasing for me i can tell you

Why were you the security guard?!

[moggy]

you can really tell phone hacking has been outlawed when stories like this make the press...

[DaveB]

And it was very embarrasing for me i can tell you

Why were you the security guard?!

No.

[Gentile]

The Sun really aren't trying with that headline. They could have done much better. How about: "Terroristicles!"?

[TestMangler]

Or 'Weapon of Mass Seduction'

or 'Assault with a Friendly Weapon'

I could go on......

[oracleslave]

Or 'Weapon of Mass Seduction'

or 'Assault with a Friendly Weapon'

I could go on......

Probably best if you stop prematurely.

[Gentile]

Probably best if you stop prematurely.

Don't believe everything your missus tells you.

[DaveB]

Probably best if you stop prematurely.

He can't help that, he's got a proximity detonation problem.