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    About 200 people - some from as far as Solihull - turned up to help in the hunt for missing Birmingham search mogul Alexei 'AtW' Squirrel.

    Alexei, 12, disappeared after leaving the bedsit he shares with his mail order bride to visit DFS last Saturday.

    It is a journey he makes several times a day - but his bride fears he may have been tempted to go to a plumbers or an Indian restaurant. "I am desperate for the safe return of his Wallet" she sobbed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BrilloPad View Post
    About 200 people - some from as far as Solihull - turned up to help in the hunt for missing Birmingham search mogul Alexei 'AtW' Squirrel.

    Alexei, 12, disappeared after leaving the bedsit he shares with his mail order bride to visit DFS last Saturday.

    It is a journey he makes several times a day - but his bride fears he may have been tempted to go to a plumbers or an Indian restaurant. "I am desperate for the safe return of his Wallet" she sobbed.
    Perhaps we can use his search software.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Old Greg View Post
    Perhaps we can use his search software.
    As I understand it, it doesn't tell you where he is now, it provides a list of people who've pointed at him in the past.

    Alternatively, if you were to use google to search for the cheeky chappie, not only would they tell you where he was but also about other squirrel botherers in the Birmingham area.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Old Greg View Post
    Perhaps we can use his search software.
    I've typed 'where is AtW' into his M12 search engine. I should have an answer in about 3 weeks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MarillionFan View Post
    I've typed 'where is AtW' into his M12 search engine. I should have an answer in about 3 weeks.
    Google seems to think he is in Wisconsin.

    Welcome to Outagamie County Regional Airport (ATW), located in Appleton, Wisconsin.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Google seems to think he is in Wisconsin.

    Welcome to Outagamie County Regional Airport (ATW), located in Appleton, Wisconsin.
    I've spotted him. Can you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MarillionFan View Post
    I've spotted him. Can you?

    [IMG]http://api.ning.com/files/zT3hYffTLU9wdUYxSrvt03cV0GGtXZMGrjs*OVBOMmkBdJpKL1 7NvY0TuzwxHuFLLCrRZ6fM9XGR5POmx4w6eHPsfLrO-9wJ/whereswally.jpg[/IMG]
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    Nah. I've looked in all the usual places.

    Supposed I'd better say now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Old Greg View Post
    No but I think I can see your penis somewhere.
    Using your electron microscope?
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    I think he's in Light Relief!
    What happens in General, stays in General.
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