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    #11
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    Nah. To stop me imagining the fit IT bloke's parts in my mouth.
    You have a fit IT bloke? They're all overweight geeks devoid of personality round here. (Sorry to any CUK posters I may have just offended).

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      #12
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
      Nah. To stop me imagining the fit IT bloke's parts in my mouth.
      Has he clamped your car?
      Keeping calm. Keeping invoicing.

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        #13
        Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
        Nah. To stop me imagining the fit vs IT bloke 's parts in my mouth.
        A contradiction in terms surely?

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          #14
          Originally posted by d000hg View Post
          You should stop being such a shy wallflower, it's really hard to know what you are thinking.
          That made me snort with laughter.

          Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
          You have a fit IT bloke? They're all overweight geeks devoid of personality round here. (Sorry to any CUK posters I may have just offended).
          Yes, one. He's one of those support people who come out and tell you to turn your machine off then on again. Looks a bit thick, but is nice to look at. Tis rare though innit.

          Originally posted by doomage View Post
          Has he clamped your car?
          No. But he could clamp my...nah I dunno where I was going with that.
          Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
          +5 Xeno Cool Points

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            #15
            Originally posted by Gibbon View Post
            Trouble is:

            I then think about women
            Then pretty women
            Then pretty naked women
            Then pretty naked women crouching 'like a lioness on a cheesegrater'
            Then the old spartan walking stick pops
            Then I'm stuck at my desk bored and frustrated!
            Try using tissues.

            HTH

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              #16
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
              Nah. To stop me imagining the fit IT bloke's parts in my mouth.


              'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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                #17
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                Nah. To stop me imagining the fit IT bloke's parts in my mouth.
                See, I was doing ok with the shoes and now you do this!!!!
                But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the younger

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by KentPhilip View Post
                  A contradiction in terms surely?
                  Not in California.
                  Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                  I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                  Originally posted by vetran
                  Urine is quite nourishing

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                    Yes, one. He's one of those support people who come out and tell you to turn your machine off then on again. Looks a bit thick, but is nice to look at. Tis rare though innit.
                    Thick but nice to look at? It's very common
                    Coffee's for closers

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                      No. But he could clamp my...nah I dunno where I was going with that.
                      Does it rhyme with ripple?

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