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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostNah. To stop me imagining the fit IT bloke's parts in my mouth.Keeping calm. Keeping invoicing.Comment
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostNah. To stop me imagining the fit vs IT bloke 's parts in my mouth.Comment
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Originally posted by d000hg View PostYou should stop being such a shy wallflower, it's really hard to know what you are thinking.
Originally posted by k2p2 View PostYou have a fit IT bloke? They're all overweight geeks devoid of personality round here. (Sorry to any CUK posters I may have just offended).
Originally posted by doomage View PostHas he clamped your car?Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by Gibbon View PostTrouble is:
I then think about women
Then pretty women
Then pretty naked women
Then pretty naked women crouching 'like a lioness on a cheesegrater'
Then the old spartan walking stick pops
Then I'm stuck at my desk bored and frustrated!
HTHComment
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostNah. To stop me imagining the fit IT bloke's parts in my mouth.
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostNah. To stop me imagining the fit IT bloke's parts in my mouth.But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the youngerComment
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Originally posted by KentPhilip View PostA contradiction in terms surely?Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostYes, one. He's one of those support people who come out and tell you to turn your machine off then on again. Looks a bit thick, but is nice to look at. Tis rare though innit.Coffee's for closersComment
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostNo. But he could clamp my...nah I dunno where I was going with that.Comment
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