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    Trouble is:

    I then think about women
    Then pretty women
    Then pretty naked women
    Then pretty naked women crouching 'like a lioness on a cheesegrater'
    Then the old spartan walking stick pops
    Then I'm stuck at my desk bored and frustrated!
    But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the younger

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gibbon View Post
    Trouble is:

    I then think about women
    Then pretty women
    Then pretty naked women
    Then pretty naked women crouching 'like a lioness on a cheesegrater'
    Then the old spartan walking stick pops
    Then I'm stuck at my desk bored and frustrated!
    make use of the lockable cubicles and the browser on your smartphone (just remember to turn the sound down if you're streaming video)
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    ah, the old 'boner at the desk' problem

    It's a hard one
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    I usually think about shoes for a bit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MaryPoppins View Post


    I usually think about shoes for a bit.
    to relieve frustration
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    Quote Originally Posted by MaryPoppins View Post


    I usually think about shoes for a bit.
    Sick pervert!
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    Quote Originally Posted by MaryPoppins View Post


    I usually think about shoes for a bit.
    Problem is Gibbon will think about shoes
    Then a naked women in high heels...

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    Quote Originally Posted by MaryPoppins View Post


    I usually think about shoes for a bit.
    When you've an erection? Or do you mean when dealing with someone else's, you think about shoes?
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    Quote Originally Posted by chef View Post
    to relieve frustration
    Nah. To stop me imagining the fit IT bloke's parts in my mouth.
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    You should stop being such a shy wallflower, it's really hard to know what you are thinking.
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    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
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