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    Is it too early

    For champagne?
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

    #2
    Not at all.
    And I'll have a glass too, which I'll pour down my underpants because I like the feeling of the fizzling that goes on down there...

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      #3
      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
      For champagne?
      Never!
      If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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        #4
        Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
        For champagne?
        What does your butler say?

        Mine said: "Pehaps a little later, Mr Nomadd, when one has returned from The Gentleman's Club."
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          #5
          Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
          For champagne?
          For Christmas? I bought my first Christmas Card today

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            #6
            Originally posted by escapeUK View Post
            For Christmas? I bought my first Christmas Card today
            Why? I always ask for them back. Haven't you heard of re-cycling?
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              #7
              Originally posted by nomadd View Post
              Why? I always ask for them back. Haven't you heard of re-cycling?
              Ive heard of it, but its something Ive never done. Sort your rubbish into different bins? hahaha fk that.

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                #8
                Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                For champagne?
                Depends if you've anything to celebrate?
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                Originally posted by vetran
                Urine is quite nourishing

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by escapeUK View Post
                  Ive heard of it, but its something Ive never done. Sort your rubbish into different bins? hahaha fk that.
                  you get fined in Germany for not doing that.
                  The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek Points

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by nomadd View Post
                    Why? I always ask for them back. Haven't you heard of re-cycling?
                    One card with a list of names in it. Hand it to the first person on the list and instruct them to tick of their name and pass it on to the next person on the list. Easy
                    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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