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Looks like Humus got an own goal eh

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    #11
    Originally posted by threaded
    you're
    Thank you. I hate bad grammer;

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      #12
      Originally posted by Joe Black.
      I had anal stitching done a while back when I was in Turkey on holiday. It narrows your passage by up to 6cm.

      So, did you go to Turkey specifically to have this done or did you have it done because it seemed like a fun thing to do at the time - like having a henna tattoo perhaps ??

      Must bloody hurt though.
      I don't know my arse from an hole in the ground

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        #13
        Originally posted by Joe Black.
        Thank you. I hate bad grammer;

        . as you should well know
        "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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          #14
          Originally posted by Clownio
          So, did you go to Turkey specifically to have this done or did you have it done because it seemed like a fun thing to do at the time - like having a henna tattoo perhaps ??

          Must bloody hurt though.
          Yeah I'm quite an impulsive person, I saw the sign and it seemed fairly cheap so I thought, what the hey. I think they are going to make it illegal if Turkey join the EU.

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            #15
            Originally posted by Joe Black.
            Yeah I'm quite an impulsive person, I saw the sign and it seemed fairly cheap so I thought, what the hey. I think they are going to make it illegal if Turkey join the EU.
            I really hope they do !

            But only just noticed the detail......

            Originally posted by Joe Black.
            ............It narrows your passage by up to 6cm..
            6cm It narrows your back passage by 6cm ???

            WTF
            I don't know my arse from an hole in the ground

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              #16
              Originally posted by zeitghost
              Removes the need to wear nappies...
              Its only a tempory measure, another 100+ clients and its back to a wizards sleeve.

              See you, you ****. I'll cut you first...

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                #17
                Where's Fleety this a.m.?

                It's
                temporary
                it's
                wizard's
                Why not?

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Dundeegeorge
                  It's
                  temporary
                  it's
                  wizard's
                  Comprehensive education, sorry.

                  See you, you ****. I'll cut you first...

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                    #19
                    You just beat me to it, DG.
                    We must strike at the lies that have spread like disease through our minds

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by James Tiberius Kirk
                      BBC is still reporting it as a Israeli shell - although they are starting to hedge their bets
                      If the BBC is backing away from its automatic support for anything anti-israel/america then there must really be something dodgy about this event!

                      Mailman

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