Looks like Humus got an own goal eh Looks like Humus got an own goal eh
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    Default Looks like Humus got an own goal eh

    So those poor beach loving palestinians were topped by their own people (according to some reports one of those "peace" loving qasam rockets misfired and resulted in those beach loving palestinians getting a bit more than they bargained for on their big day out). The resultant misfire then set off bombs that had been purposely buried in the beach, which in turn lead to the deaths of a few people...which, as things seem to go, was then automagically blamed on them nasty israeli imperialist dogs!

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    BBC is still reporting it as a Israeli shell - although they are starting to hedge their bets

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    Surely they can see the funny side?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrsGoof
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    Don't eat them then, make anal beads out of them instead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe Black.
    Don't eat them then, make anal beads out of them instead.
    You must be very tight. Does it hurt you to take a dump?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Crosby
    You must be very tight. Does it hurt you to take a dump?
    I had anal stitching done a while back when I was in Turkey on holiday. It narrows your passage by up to 6cm.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe Black.
    I had anal stitching done a while back when I was in Turkey on holiday. It narrows your passage by up to 6cm.
    You seem to have gone from one very extreme to another!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe Black.
    I had anal stitching done a while back when I was in Turkey on holiday. It narrows your passage by up to 6cm.
    Obviously that wasn't enough, since your still talking.

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