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    The warm weather had me thinking of my first love, what a glorious summer that was!

    A summer of a thousand wet soft kisses
    A summer of a thousand sweet caresses
    Endless skies teeming with endless love
    Walking on high, blessings from above
    No broken hearts and shattered dreams
    Only fragrant flowers and warm sunbeams
    Oh how I miss my summer love.
    But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the younger

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    I once found a dog eared copy of Razzle, does that count?
    “Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gibbon View Post
    The warm weather had me thinking of my first love, what a glorious summer that was!
    How is your wrist these days?

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    My first love was black, petite and had a poor memory.

    My first love

    I was miserable and depressed, but CUK turned it all around. Now I'm depressed and miserable.

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    It was a moonlit night on the canal bank in Bootle.
    She was flushed and ready, lips parted in anticipation,

    she insisted I wore a condom, which was right.

    Afterwards we lay in each other arms, in the soft light,kissing gently, me getting ready for round 2, whilst she was getting ready for an encore, then she found it.



    then end of a condom, in her nicks, blown clean off. spoiled my fckng night that did





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    Quote Originally Posted by SupremeSpod View Post
    How is your wrist these days?
    limp...
    But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the younger

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    Did we really need another Gentile thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robinho View Post
    Did we really need another Gentile thread.
    Er, he was referring to his time with AndyW.
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    It was on the bridge at midnight
    Throwing jam rags at the moon
    She said she'd never had it
    She spoke too bloody soon
    How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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    put it on, she said, lets not tarry
    if you dont we will have to marry
    So near a canal in the sticks
    It blew off in her nicks
    So I flipped her and went for the gary




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