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    First Love

    The warm weather had me thinking of my first love, what a glorious summer that was!

    A summer of a thousand wet soft kisses
    A summer of a thousand sweet caresses
    Endless skies teeming with endless love
    Walking on high, blessings from above
    No broken hearts and shattered dreams
    Only fragrant flowers and warm sunbeams
    Oh how I miss my summer love.
    But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the younger

    #2
    I once found a dog eared copy of Razzle, does that count?
    Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
    I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

    I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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      #3
      Originally posted by Gibbon View Post
      The warm weather had me thinking of my first love, what a glorious summer that was!
      How is your wrist these days?

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        #4
        My first love was black, petite and had a poor memory.

        My first love

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          #5
          It was a moonlit night on the canal bank in Bootle.
          She was flushed and ready, lips parted in anticipation,

          she insisted I wore a condom, which was right.

          Afterwards we lay in each other arms, in the soft light,kissing gently, me getting ready for round 2, whilst she was getting ready for an encore, then she found it.



          then end of a condom, in her nicks, blown clean off. spoiled my fckng night that did





          (\__/)
          (>'.'<)
          ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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            #6
            Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
            How is your wrist these days?
            limp...
            But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the younger

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              #7
              Did we really need another Gentile thread.

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                #8
                Originally posted by Robinho View Post
                Did we really need another Gentile thread.
                Er, he was referring to his time with AndyW.
                nomadd liked this post

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                  #9
                  It was on the bridge at midnight
                  Throwing jam rags at the moon
                  She said she'd never had it
                  She spoke too bloody soon
                  How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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                    #10
                    put it on, she said, lets not tarry
                    if you dont we will have to marry
                    So near a canal in the sticks
                    It blew off in her nicks
                    So I flipped her and went for the gary




                    (\__/)
                    (>'.'<)
                    ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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