Things burglars say.......

[norrahe]

When caught in the act...

" oh, I'm sorry we didn't realise anyone was in" Said by random chavs when they were trying to forcibly ( and loudly) kick in our bike shed door last night.

They scarpered when Mr N opened the door on then but one of then decided to explain why they had picked our house.

eeejts.

[hyperD]

12 bore. Only solution really.

[BrilloPad]

They said sorry? Are you sure they were chavs? They sound like gentlemen to me.....

[northernladuk]

Serious question here but what the score with running after them, grabbing hold of him and frog marching him back to yours after a bit of a scuffle? More likely the police will arrest you and not him? Can you even do that nowadays?

[Cliphead]

Serious question here but what the score with running after them, grabbing hold of him and frog marching him back to yours after a bit of a scuffle? More likely the police will arrest you and not him? Can you even do that nowadays?

Citizens arrest. The injuries the burglar sustained were due to him falling down the stairs while running away down the street.

Fck em.

[MarillionFan]

Unreal.

Caught some young chavs pulling off signs for the local park that the missus had put up for a local fete we had organised, one clocked me and legged it, so I cycled over shouting 'oi', lo and behold completely unphased then started to give me a load of 'not me mate', 'nah he's been with me all day mate', nice and cocky. So I'm afraid I told them not to be ******* liars to whit classically one of the cheeky twats threatened to call the police saying 'you can't talk to us like that'. Felt like decking the lot.

[BrilloPad]

Serious question here but what the score with running after them, grabbing hold of him and frog marching him back to yours after a bit of a scuffle? More likely the police will arrest you and not him? Can you even do that nowadays?

If they are bold enough to go making alot of noise I suspect they are going to be quite tough ruffians. Even if they are well spoken. Maybe the 12 bore solution is the correct one.

[Cliphead]

Unreal.

Caught some young chavs pulling off signs for the local park that the missus had put up for a local fete we had organised, one clocked me and legged it, so I cycled over shouting 'oi', lo and behold completely unphased then started to give me a load of 'not me mate', 'nah he's been with me all day mate', nice and cocky. So I'm afraid I told them not to be ******* liars to whit classically one of the cheeky twats threatened to call the police saying 'you can't talk to us like that'. Bricked it

[MarillionFan]

You can't go round threatening to do 15 year olds damage anymore Cliphead like a 1970s DJ or muso, you'll land up in a documentary.

[BrilloPad]

You can't go round threatening to do 15 year olds damage anymore Cliphead like a 1970s DJ or muso, you'll land up in a documentary.

Indeed. Part of the issue is that these days they all have mobile phones with cameras. As Clarkson found out.