I can help you achieve

[aussielong]

...And I will for the right price.

I'm thinking of writing a course for IT people to explain to you how to get out of the 80% into the 20%.

The first tier is a PDF you can buy.

Second tier is YouTube tutorials you can buy.

Third tier, you can turn up and I will run a course in person, over a couple of days.

[sasguru]

...And I will for the right price.

I'm thinking of writing a course for IT people to explain to you how to get out of the 80% into the 20%.

The first tier is a PDF you can buy.

Second tier is YouTube tutorials you can buy.

Third tier, you can turn up and I will run a course in person, over a couple of days.

Good luck with that

[alreadypacked]

...And I will for the right price.

I'm thinking of writing a course for IT people to explain to you how to get out of the 80% into the 20%.

The first tier is a PDF you can buy.

Second tier is YouTube tutorials you can buy.

Third tier, you can turn up and I will run a course in person, over a couple of days.

Still haven't found a new gf

[teclo]

Sounds like one of these "Great Abs in 6 weeks", you need to buy the book at $50, then you can subscribe to the weekly training videos for $100 and if you want to come to the bootcamp it's $500 for handy hints on running about.

Great if you can get suckers customers to buy into it.

[sasguru]

Still haven't found a new gf

Would you go out with a thick, middle-aged, unsuccessful alcoholic?
Perhaps there's merit in his idea after all, he can list all the mistakes he's made so we can avoid them

[aussielong]

Sounds like one of these "Great Abs in 6 weeks", you need to buy the book at $50, then you can subscribe to the weekly training videos for $100 and if you want to come to the bootcamp it's $500 for handy hints on running about.

Great if you can get suckers customers to buy into it.

PM me.

[Old Hack]

I think it's about that time of day. Few sherberts to the wind, and on come the poncy posts.

'I can beast your exployees into better shape'

'I can maximise the potential of your staff by bossing them, by owning them and putting them into a place where they know who is king dog'.

I'd really keep off the pop.

[aussielong]

Still haven't found a new gf

PM me.

[teclo]

PM me.

Can you get me great abs? 'cause I'm interested in that...

[aussielong]

I think it's about that time of day. Few sherberts to the wind, and on come the poncy posts.

'I can beast your exployees into better shape'

'I can maximise the potential of your staff by bossing them, by owning them and putting them into a place where they know who is king dog'.

I'd really keep off the pop.

It's time to hang up your boots. You are too old to banter properly. It's like victor meldrew against bill hicks