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    Default I can help you eat cheese

    ...And I will for the right price.

    I'm thinking of writing a course for cheese people to explain to you how to get out of the 80% into the 20%.

    The first tier is a PDF you can buy.

    Second tier is YouTube tutorials you can buy.

    Third tier, you can turn up and I will run a course in person, over a couple of days.
    “Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones.”

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    Is it called "How to move from a dairylea to a grande fromage"?

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    I've always thought it polite to wash the cheese off before offering a lady something to eat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    I've always thought it polite to scrape the cheese off before offering a lady something to eat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Is it called "How to move from a dairylea to a grande fromage"?
    There is going to be a section on cheese knives, which wine goes well with which type of cheese, proper storage and preparation.
    “Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones.”

    ― Marcus Aurelius

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