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It's bad enough they are already selling XMas stuff
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Originally posted by Gentile View PostAre you absolutely certain those weren't just work experience people participating in some Job Centre "work for free or get your benefit stopped" scheme to artificially bring the unemployment figures down?Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Originally posted by bless 'em all View PostCan I answer the door in my shiny gold track-suit and long blond wig, or is it too soon?
And I told a mate of mine I was going to do that earlier today! Nice one!If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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Originally posted by doodab View PostNothing wrong with getting pissed in your dressing gown as long as you close it when the takeaway delivery comes
It took a full 2 minutes from looking at the odd expression on his face that my appearance to him, was one of a naked, dishevelled contractor staring at him as though it was a perfectly normal thing to do.
I don't think he liked the look of my moobs, to be honest.If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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Originally posted by d000hg View Post
Also... I did not find being offered a taste of a meat pie by a zombie particularly enticing.
Is it weird to be lusting after Selma Hayek even though she is a Vampire in a truck stop?Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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