Drinking Birds

[Malcolm Buggeridge]

I've been trying to get hold of some drinking birds for my nephew.

I used to have a pair as a boy and used to get endless hours of fun watching them perched on the rim of a glass of water, rocking to and fro in a progressively larger arc until they finally went over and dipped their beaks in the water before the whole process began again.

By all accounts they contained some kind of banned substance so they are no longer available.

Does anyone know of some dodgy Chinese supermarket that might be knocking them out?

[Mich the Tester]

I went to Leicester Poly in the days that there were 4 times as many birds there as men, and I can assure you none of them needed any assistance in drinking. They did appreciate assistance after drinking though.

[Malcolm Buggeridge]

I went to Leicester Poly in the days that there were 4 times as many birds there as men

Full of banned substances, I'll wager....

[Mich the Tester]

Full of banned substances, I'll wager....

Well there are lots of names for it but I've never called mine a 'banned substance'.

[Malcolm Buggeridge]

Well there are lots of names for it but I've never called mine a 'banned substance'.

lol, I meant what they were ingesting through their mouths.

[northernladuk]

Here you go.. Drinking birds.. HTH

[Mich the Tester]

lol, I meant what they were ingesting through their mouths.

That doesn't make it any less smutty

[Mich the Tester]

Here you go.. Drinking birds.. HTH

I would.

[hyperD]

Cracking rack and pearl necklace there.

[Mich the Tester]

Cracking rack and pearl necklace there.

She'll have beer goggles too, which is always helpful.