Should penis size be measured by volume?

[DodgyAgent]

You mean it goes flat after a while and rots your teeth?

[psychocandy]

You mean it goes flat after a while and rots your teeth?

But if you give it a shake it goes off big time!

[d000hg]

Goes off explosively if you stick a mento up it?

[VirtualMonkey]

Mine looks like a 2ltr bottle of Coke.

you mean the contents are bad for you and there's a bit of red around the outside that peels off if you're persistent enough

[vetran]

Hmmm, so you want to base on the opinion of someone who will lie to get what they want. Are you seeing the flaw in your plan yet?

Everybody lies, its just users are so transparent you know that they are lying.

If she is walking funny the next day, I know its big enough.

[tractor]

Everybody lies, its just users are so transparent you know that they are lying.

If she is walking funny the next day, I know its big enough.

Or she turned an ankle running away....

[vetran]

Or she turned an ankle running away....

that's why you tie em up?