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    Quote Originally Posted by tractor View Post
    You mean it goes flat after a while and rots your teeth?
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    Quote Originally Posted by tractor View Post
    You mean it goes flat after a while and rots your teeth?
    But if you give it a shake it goes off big time!
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    Goes off explosively if you stick a mento up it?
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    Urine is quite nourishing

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    Quote Originally Posted by psychocandy View Post
    Mine looks like a 2ltr bottle of Coke.
    you mean the contents are bad for you and there's a bit of red around the outside that peels off if you're persistent enough
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    Quote Originally Posted by escapeUK View Post
    Hmmm, so you want to base on the opinion of someone who will lie to get what they want. Are you seeing the flaw in your plan yet?
    Everybody lies, its just users are so transparent you know that they are lying.

    If she is walking funny the next day, I know its big enough.
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    Quote Originally Posted by vetran View Post
    Everybody lies, its just users are so transparent you know that they are lying.

    If she is walking funny the next day, I know its big enough.
    Or she turned an ankle running away....

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    Quote Originally Posted by tractor View Post
    Or she turned an ankle running away....
    that's why you tie em up?
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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