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Should penis size be measured by volume?

19 October 2012, 11:00

Just wondering, in light of mudskippers thread
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19 October 2012, 11:05

Penis noise should
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19 October 2012, 11:06

Originally posted by Robinho View Post

Penis noise should

as in 10 deci-bellends ?

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19 October 2012, 11:09

Originally posted by aussielong View Post

Should penis size be measured by volume?

If yours is noisy, you should go and see a doctor.
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19 October 2012, 11:09

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If yours is noisy, you should go and see a doctor.

How do you measure yours Gentile?

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19 October 2012, 11:10

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How do you measure yours Gentile?

With a dipstick?

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19 October 2012, 11:11

Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

With a dipstick?

Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyone
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19 October 2012, 11:11

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With a dipstick?

Ah! So she uses Old Hack.

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19 October 2012, 11:13

Volume of what comes out?
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#10

19 October 2012, 11:14

Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

How do you measure yours Gentile?

There was once a competition on Dutch TV between 3 female pornstars to see which one could get the longest dildo inside her lurvebox. Two were quite impressive, the winner was just terrifying and would make any man feel somewhat inadequate.

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