Should penis size be measured by volume? Should penis size be measured by volume?
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    Default Should penis size be measured by volume?

    Just wondering, in light of mudskippers thread

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    Penis noise should

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robinho View Post
    Penis noise should


    as in 10 deci-bellends ?






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    Quote Originally Posted by aussielong View Post
    Should penis size be measured by volume?
    If yours is noisy, you should go and see a doctor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gentile View Post
    If yours is noisy, you should go and see a doctor.
    How do you measure yours Gentile?
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MarillionFan View Post
    How do you measure yours Gentile?
    With a dipstick?
    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    With a dipstick?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    With a dipstick?
    Ah! So she uses Old Hack.
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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    Volume of what comes out?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MarillionFan View Post
    How do you measure yours Gentile?
    There was once a competition on Dutch TV between 3 female pornstars to see which one could get the longest dildo inside her lurvebox. Two were quite impressive, the winner was just terrifying and would make any man feel somewhat inadequate.
    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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