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What would you do? (Part 2)

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    What would you do? (Part 2)

    The young lady that works part-time as my chauffeur and masseuse came to me today sobbing and crying. It seems she has lost her other job as an underwear model and pole dancer and she can't pay the rent.

    So she wants to extend her role with me to bring in other income.

    Any ideas lads?


    #2
    You need to ask?
    Me, me, me...

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      #3
      Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
      The young lady that works part-time as my chauffeur and masseuse came to me today sobbing and crying. It seems she has lost her other job as an underwear model and pole dancer and she can't pay the rent.

      So she wants to extend her role with me to bring in other income.

      Any ideas lads?

      She should become a recruitment agent
      Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyone

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        #4
        Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
        She should become a recruitment agent
        Because recruitment agents are good at screwing people? I guess that's what OP wants though. Good call
        Contracting: more of the money, less of the sh1t

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          #5
          Originally posted by kingcook View Post
          Because recruitment agents are good at screwing people? I guess that's what OP wants though. Good call
          You contractors do catch on fast
          Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyone

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            #6
            Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
            You contractors do catch on fast
            Thanks!!
            Contracting: more of the money, less of the sh1t

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              #7
              Sas needs a new maths tutor.
              The material prosperity of a nation is not an abiding possession; the deeds of its people are.

              George Frederic Watts

              http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Postman's_Park

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                #8
                Set her to work ironing your pants.
                While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by doodab View Post
                  Set her to work ironing your pants.
                  That would hurt. Is that the idea?
                  The material prosperity of a nation is not an abiding possession; the deeds of its people are.

                  George Frederic Watts

                  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Postman's_Park

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
                    her other job as an underwear model and pole dancer
                    That's a rather odd job. Or did she get fired from two separate jobs?
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                    Originally posted by vetran
                    Urine is quite nourishing

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