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    The young lady that works part-time as my chauffeur and masseuse came to me today sobbing and crying. It seems she has lost her other job as an underwear model and pole dancer and she can't pay the rent.

    So she wants to extend her role with me to bring in other income.

    Any ideas lads?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DimPrawn View Post
    The young lady that works part-time as my chauffeur and masseuse came to me today sobbing and crying. It seems she has lost her other job as an underwear model and pole dancer and she can't pay the rent.

    So she wants to extend her role with me to bring in other income.

    Any ideas lads?

    She should become a recruitment agent
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    Quote Originally Posted by DodgyAgent View Post
    She should become a recruitment agent
    Because recruitment agents are good at screwing people? I guess that's what OP wants though. Good call
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    Quote Originally Posted by kingcook View Post
    Because recruitment agents are good at screwing people? I guess that's what OP wants though. Good call
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    Quote Originally Posted by DodgyAgent View Post
    You contractors do catch on fast
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    Quote Originally Posted by doodab View Post
    Set her to work ironing your pants.
    That would hurt. Is that the idea?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DimPrawn View Post
    her other job as an underwear model and pole dancer
    That's a rather odd job. Or did she get fired from two separate jobs?
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