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    What are us blokes supposed to do with our pubes?

    Ladies trim them off, are we supposed to let them grow so long I can't find my nob?

    Any advice appreciated.


    #2
    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    What are us blokes supposed to do with our pubes?

    Ladies trim them off, are we supposed to let them grow so long I can't find my nob?

    Any advice appreciated.

    Use your electric shaver with attachment. Just make sure you don't touch your sensitive bits
    Hard Brexit now!
    #prayfornodeal

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      #3
      Hairy ball sack?

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        #4
        Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
        What are us blokes supposed to do with our pubes?

        Ladies trim them off, are we supposed to let them grow so long I can't find my nob?

        Any advice appreciated.

        Get it waxed, back, sack, and crack

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          #5
          Originally posted by Support Monkey View Post
          Get it waxed, back, sack, and crack
          Does not sound pleasant.

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            #6
            I rather like it. At the moment, if you look at it side on in the mirror, mine looks like Stewart Grainger

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              #7
              go pluck yourself?
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                #8
                Trim them off and superglue them to your bald patch.
                Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                  #9
                  Shave them off and sell them to someone http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...ml#post1648654

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                    #10
                    It's the plucked chicken look for me. No trapping of rogue hairs in kojak's rollneck.

                    Also a requirement for some movie roles I get.
                    Blood in your poo

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