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    What are us blokes supposed to do with our pubes?

    Ladies trim them off, are we supposed to let them grow so long I can't find my nob?

    Any advice appreciated.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DimPrawn View Post
    What are us blokes supposed to do with our pubes?

    Ladies trim them off, are we supposed to let them grow so long I can't find my nob?

    Any advice appreciated.

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    Hairy ball sack?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DimPrawn View Post
    What are us blokes supposed to do with our pubes?

    Ladies trim them off, are we supposed to let them grow so long I can't find my nob?

    Any advice appreciated.

    Get it waxed, back, sack, and crack

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    Quote Originally Posted by Support Monkey View Post
    Get it waxed, back, sack, and crack
    Does not sound pleasant.

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    I rather like it. At the moment, if you look at it side on in the mirror, mine looks like Stewart Grainger

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    go pluck yourself?
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    Trim them off and superglue them to your bald patch.
    Hmm. I'm beginning to suspect that you need to find all the packing the computer came in...

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    Shave them off and sell them to someone http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...ml#post1648654

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    It's the plucked chicken look for me. No trapping of rogue hairs in kojak's rollneck.

    Also a requirement for some movie roles I get.

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