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    Quote Originally Posted by Scoobos View Post
    ah meant for general, sorry.
    Never mind Dear, moved.

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    More fingers than teeth

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    I thought you working for a charity on a peppercorn rate?
    Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyone

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevejohnson View Post
    get over yourself. contractors are employees they can get rid of when they want. If it weren't for that there wouldn't be contracting
    WHOOOSSH!

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    Quote Originally Posted by cojak View Post
    WHOOOSSH!
    Dear boss lady, have you now had enough evidence that this account is a joke and you can use your new shiny perma ban button
    “Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones.”

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    I say, I say, I say

    what do you get if you cross an agent with a steamroller ?
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    bored now

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    Quote Originally Posted by SimonMac View Post
    Dear boss lady, have you now had enough evidence that this account is a joke and you can use your new shiny perma ban button
    +1 .
    merely at clientco for the entertainment

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    You missed a chance to really wind him up by saying equally publicly "sorry I hadn't already brought this up but I won't be available"

    How did you respond to his "no you're a team member" retort?

    As for jokes... I'm quite the comedian IRL. My wife often says I should be on TV.
































    ...because then she could turn it off.
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    Urine is quite nourishing

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    How do you find Will Smith in the snow?












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    Quote Originally Posted by Scoobos View Post
    Thanks for the advice to get over myself.
    I wouldn't worry about him. A quick look through his previous posts shows he hasn't got a f**king clue what he's doing.

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    Why did the freelance consultant IT contractor cross the road?



    Cos his employer told him to ******* cross the road sharpish, that's why.


    Three-and-a-half years, two extensions, seven defections, 21 deselections, three prime ministers, countless amendments, two prorogations, one Supreme Court judgement, 66 million Brits losing the will to live and were still at square one...

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