Originally posted by Scoobos
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horrible day in the office :( got any jokes?
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"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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I thought you working for a charity on a peppercorn rate?Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyoneComment
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Originally posted by stevejohnson View Postget over yourself. contractors are employees they can get rid of when they want. If it weren't for that there wouldn't be contracting"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
- Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...Comment
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Originally posted by cojak View PostWHOOOSSH!Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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I say, I say, I say
what do you get if you cross an agent with a steamroller ?(\__/)
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Originally posted by SimonMac View PostDear boss lady, have you now had enough evidence that this account is a joke and you can use your new shiny perma ban buttonmerely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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You missed a chance to really wind him up by saying equally publicly "sorry I hadn't already brought this up but I won't be available"
How did you respond to his "no you're a team member" retort?
As for jokes... I'm quite the comedian IRL. My wife often says I should be on TV.
...because then she could turn it off.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Originally posted by Scoobos View PostThanks for the advice to get over myself.Comment
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Why did the freelance consultant IT contractor cross the road?
Cos his employer told him to ******* cross the road sharpish, that's why.
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