horrible day in the office :( got any jokes?

[cojak]

ah meant for general, sorry.

Never mind Dear, moved.

[DodgyAgent]

I thought you working for a charity on a peppercorn rate?

[cojak]

get over yourself. contractors are employees they can get rid of when they want. If it weren't for that there wouldn't be contracting

WHOOOSSH!

[SimonMac]

WHOOOSSH!

Dear boss lady, have you now had enough evidence that this account is a joke and you can use your new shiny perma ban button

[EternalOptimist]

I say, I say, I say

what do you get if you cross an agent with a steamroller ?

[eek]

Dear boss lady, have you now had enough evidence that this account is a joke and you can use your new shiny perma ban button

+1 .

[d000hg]

You missed a chance to really wind him up by saying equally publicly "sorry I hadn't already brought this up but I won't be available"

How did you respond to his "no you're a team member" retort?

As for jokes... I'm quite the comedian IRL. My wife often says I should be on TV.
































...because then she could turn it off.

[Ketchup]

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?












Look for the fresh prints

[Bunk]

Thanks for the advice to get over myself.

I wouldn't worry about him. A quick look through his previous posts shows he hasn't got a f**king clue what he's doing.

[DimPrawn]

Why did the freelance consultant IT contractor cross the road?



Cos his employer told him to ******* cross the road sharpish, that's why.