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    My grandad is on his last legs and I'd like to help him pop his cork before he pops his clogs. Obviously I don't want to do this myself. Any recommendations?
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    This place

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    Quote Originally Posted by darmstadt View Post
    This place

    NSFW would be a good one for that...

    Luckily I am at home and it were reet good....

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    Best to get some advice first.

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    Quote Originally Posted by doodab View Post
    My grandad is on his last legs and I'd like to help him pop his cork before he pops his clogs. Obviously I don't want to do this myself. Any recommendations?
    If he lived through the war he probably got his fair share of nooky. At least that's if my grandparents are to be believed. People knew every day could be their last, so they lived every day as if it were their last.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    If he lived through the war he probably got his fair share of nooky. At least that's if my grandparents are to be believed. People knew every day could be their last, so they lived every day as if it were their last.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    If he lived through the war he probably got his fair share of nooky. At least that's if my grandparents are to be believed. People knew every day could be their last, so they lived every day as if it were their last.
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    Quote Originally Posted by doodab View Post
    My grandad is on his last legs and I'd like to help him pop his cork before he pops his clogs. Obviously I don't want to do this myself. Any recommendations?
    Are you sure? The effort might kill him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Are you sure? The effort might kill him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Old Hack View Post
    NSFW would be a good one for that...

    Luckily I am at home and it were reet good....
    Google translate says:

    Prices for erotic services:
    Basically the prices negotiable with the ladies.
    Our first Floor there are **** or traffic already from 30, - €. course are also arrangements with several ladies feasible. Talk to the ladies of your choice or to discuss your individual desires simply. You will definitely find the right one.

    Open 24 hours a day
    5, - € entrance and all soft drinks for free
    About 100 Women on 7 floors
    Theme rooms: medical practice, Darkroom
    Dominastudio
    Professional Massage Studio
    3 Contact bistros
    *** starting at 30, - €
    MONEY BACK GUARANTEE
    Money back guarantee???
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