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    Dear Mr Benger-Stevenson

    A client of ours is looking for a Systems Analyst for a 6 month contract.

    You will have excellent knowledge of Document Management Systems and Oracle.

    The candidate will have 5 years plus experience of analysis work and evidence of high stakeholder management skills.

    You will have full end to end project life cycle experience involving problem identification and solving skills: ability to challenge assumptions constructively, identify key issues and escalate as appropriate.

    You will ideally have experience in website amalgamation.

    The role will be paid £175 per day.

    I appreciate this may be below your normal rate, so if you know anyone else that would be interested please let me know.


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    Quote Originally Posted by suityou01 View Post


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    Excellent. You got my offer. I asked the agent to up your rate though. When do you want to start?
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    Quote Originally Posted by suityou01 View Post


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    Don't know why you're laughing? This role pays far too much for someone of your calibre.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sasguru View Post
    Don't know why you're laughing? This role pays far too much for someone of your calibre.
    Said the bitter twisted cretinous retiree
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    Said the bitter twisted cretinous retiree
    Alleged retiree. Who would retire and then continue to post on a work related forum?

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    Quote Originally Posted by escapeUK View Post
    Alleged retiree. Who would retire and then continue to post on a work related forum?
    I smell socks
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