A list of all the famous people I've seen and met. Can you do better?

[Fandango]

I went Mountain Biking with Jet from Gladiators when i was about 12 for some Saturday morning kids programme (that i can't for the life of me remember what the name of it was)

I just rode behind her, looking at her buttocks for about 2 hours

[KentPhilip]

..Well that was a waste of time for no conceivable benefit.

Isn't that true of 95% of the stuff on this website?

A great list, by the way..

[NorthWestPerm2Contr]

Kolo Toure (relatives business)
Nani (outside Sainsbury's)

[stek]

I've just ended a very physical, very tempestuous love affair with Sienna Miller.

Top that.

[darmstadt]

I've just ended a very physical, very tempestuous love affair with Sienna Miller.

Top that.

Sorry, you were sloppy seconds...

[Gibbon]

Just off the top of my head.

Paul McCartney
John F. Kennedy
Elvis Presley
George W. Bush
Madonna
Martin Luther King
Michael Jackson
Walt Disney
Princess Diana
John Lennon
Abraham Lincoln
George Washington
Oprah Winfrey
Michael Jordan
Bill Clinton
Marilyn Monroe
Mohammad Ali
Britney Spears
Christopher Columbus
Thomas Jefferson
Benjamin Franklin
Ronald Reagan
Hillary Clinton
Bill Gates
Mother Teresa
Albert Einstein
Jesse Jackson
John Travolta
Anna Nicole Smith
Charles Dickens
Pablo Piccaso
Margaret Thatcher
Neil Armstrong
Charlie Brown
Spider Man
Napoleon
Beyonce
Isaac Newton
William Shakespeare
Jacqueline Kennedy Onasis
James Dean
Eddie Murphy
Thomas Edison
Cleopatra
Mozart
Norman Schwarzkopf
John F. Kennedy, Jr.
Andy Griffith
Darth Vader
Dwight D. Eisenhower
Whoopi Goldberg
Julia Roberts
Denzel Washington
Gandhi
Harrison Ford
Bill Cosby
Borat
Justin Timberlake
Elizabeth Taylor
Jessica Simpson
Colin L. Powell
Fred Astaire
Pamela Anderson
Magic Johnson
Norman Rockwell
Leonardo Da Vinci
Tom Cruise
David Letterman
Michael Landon
Lucille Ball
Tom Hanks
Jack Nicholson
Clint Eastwood
Paul Newman
Alexander Graham Bell
Robin Williams
Mick Jagger
Meryl Streep
Vincent Van Gogh
Miles Davis
Susan B. Anthony
Alfred Hitchcock
Michele Pfeiffer
Vladimir Putin
Chevy Chase
Michael J. Fox
Bob Hope
Michelangelo
Peyton Manning
Ray Charles
Paul Harvey
Ludwig van Beethoven
Aristotle
Jim Carrey
Ernest Hemingway
Howard Stern
Walter Cronkite
Neil Diamond
Terry Bradshaw
Benny Goodman
Phil Donahue
Elizabeth Dole
George Carlin
Sigmund Freud
Ross Perot
Carol Burnett
Mark Twain
Kanye West
Dan Aykroyd
Peter Jennings
Dan Rather
Louis Pasteur
Tom Brokaw
Henry A. Kissinger
Roy Rogers
Frank Lloyd Wright
Sean Connery
Ashley Simpson
Newt Gingrich
Tyra Banks
Billy Crystal
Stephen Hawking
Bob Dylan
Andy Rooney
Shirley MacLaine
Houdini
Steve Martin
Willey Mays
Julia Child
Sigourney Weaver
Edgar Allen Poe
Tommy Lee
Dr. Seuss
Yogi Berra
Bob Newhart
Plato
Helen Keller
John Candy
Hank Aaron
Jane Austen
Mr. Rogers
Danny Glover
Henri Mancini
Steve Irwin
Weird Al Yankovic
Mae West
C. S. Lewis
Jimmy Connors
Carrie Fisher
Alicia Silverstone
William F. Buckley, Jr.
Liberace
Nathaniel Hawthorne
Lewis Carrol
Gloria Steinem
Carl Sagan
Keith Richards
James Taylor
Chuck Yeager
Bill Hicks
Gibbon
Charles Everett Koop
C. G. Jung
W.C. Fields
Pele
Arthur Ashe
Marilyn Vos Savant

[BrilloPad]

Sorry, you were sloppy seconds...

Thirds.

And I had her in a threesome with Anna Kournikova.

[eek]

Bono
Bob Geldof
Bill Clinton

Granted all on the same day but it still counts.

Oh and Winona Ryder just after filming Heathers.

[Platypus]

I met David Arquette in a lift and we had a chat about how his latest movie was going

EDIT:
Met Jasper Fforde in a pub and we had a good old chat about toast

And a few others I can't be arsed to list !

[bless 'em all]

Rusty Lee!! Brilliant. I bet she is great to talk to. Best one so far for me.

She's hilarious. If you remember the laugh, I can assure you it's her real laugh. And it's infectious.

Can I also add to my list?

Spoken to

Will Mellor (Two Pints of Larger)...

I was in a pub in Bristol, just up from the New Vic theatre, with some mates talking about how Chinese Takeaway menus should be standardised to avoid mis-ordering and he was on the next table. He joined in and we had a laugh. The next series of Two Pints had his character going on about how Chinese Takeaway menus should be standardised. Robbing twunt.

Seen

The actress who played Dorien in Birds of a Feather. IRL