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    First day of a new contract. Do you...

    ...take a packed lunch with you?

    I hate the overpriced junk-food available at most sites, so always take a packed lunch. Seems to get some people's backs up, particularly on day one, but f*** 'em.

    What is the consensus view? Packed? Or go with the flow - even if only for a day?
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    #2
    First day of a new contract. Do you...

    I'd go with the flow on the first day!

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      #3
      Originally posted by jgy6000 View Post
      I'd go with the flow on the first day!
      But how do you know that the flow is until you are there?
      Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
      I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

      I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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        #4
        First day of a new contract. Do you...

        Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
        But how do you know that the flow is until you are there?
        Good point, take your sandwich with you, if everyone's going to the canteen or popping to nandos hide them in your pocket

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          #5
          Originally posted by nomadd View Post
          ...take a packed lunch with you?

          I hate the overpriced junk-food available at most sites, so always take a packed lunch. Seems to get some people's backs up, particularly on day one, but f*** 'em.

          What is the consensus view? Packed? Or go with the flow - even if only for a day?
          I go for a pot noodle with the PA.

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            #6
            Surely you get your butler to bring in swans wings?

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              #7
              I take the whole team out to a good restaurant in my Bentley and pay with my black AMEX while pontificating on my next holiday to my villa in Barbados in the chartered jet, just to let them know who's boss
              Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                #8
                Yes. This is your chance to show them how you roll (pun intended).

                Unfold a picnic blanket in the middle of the office, unbuckle your hamper (double entendre not intended) and flop out your cold meats and interesting cheeses.

                Pop the cork on a bottle of Dom perignon and cheekily wink at the 19 year old blonde office junior and pat the blanket next to you.
                Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Gruffalo View Post
                  I go for a pot noodle with the PA.
                  why don't you just **** her instead
                  Coffee's for closers

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                    #10
                    It was a typo, he meant 'over' not 'with'.
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                    Originally posted by vetran
                    Urine is quite nourishing

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