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Worrying Nibiru Precursors

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    #11
    Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post
    Did you forget the birthday, or just the present? If you remembered her birthday (gave her a card, breakfast in bed, etc), then you can redeem the situation by buying her something massive* on the way home. Going to cost you, but will be worth it.

    * Along the lines of a trip to New York
    As long as its as cheap as that. I was worried she might want something expensive. Like a divorce.....

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      #12
      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
      As long as its as cheap as that. I was worried she might want something expensive. Like a divorce.....
      Believe me, you don't want that.

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        #13
        Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post
        Believe me, you don't want that.
        Really? Is it that bad?

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          #14
          Mayan apocalypse prediction: China detains 100 people for spreading end of the world rumours, as California dashes for the survival bunkers - Asia - World - The Independent

          Speaking with the Daily Mail, hi-tech recreational bomb shelter designer Ron Hubbard said: "I'll spend three days underground in the shelter just to be safe…I've sold shelters to astrophysicists who believe there is a possibility that we could be hit with a strong solar flare or large amounts of radiation."

          Describing the sales hike, Mr Hubbard added: "We get a lot of people who buy the shelters as a form of insurance for the worst case scenario…We have gone from selling one a month to one a day in the past year since Obama's re-election."

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            #15
            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

            .... hi-tech recreational bomb shelter designer ...."


            You never see the best jobs advertised do you? Well done that man.

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              #16
              Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
              Mayan apocalypse prediction: China detains 100 people for spreading end of the world rumours, as California dashes for the survival bunkers - Asia - World - The Independent

              Speaking with the Daily Mail, hi-tech recreational bomb shelter designer Ron Hubbard said: "I'll spend three days underground in the shelter just to be safe…I've sold shelters to astrophysicists who believe there is a possibility that we could be hit with a strong solar flare or large amounts of radiation."

              Describing the sales hike, Mr Hubbard added: "We get a lot of people who buy the shelters as a form of insurance for the worst case scenario…We have gone from selling one a month to one a day in the past year since Obama's re-election."

              Wouldn't it be fun to start a-banging and a-hollering on the doors on the 21st?* I wonder how long they could be fooled into staying put.

              *unless we really DO need to of course.

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                #17
                I think we will be ok

                I noticed in Tesco today, the mayonaise use by date was 26/dec

                and I saw on the news that the comet has already crashed




                (\__/)
                (>'.'<)
                ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                  and I saw on the news that the comet has already crashed
                  The vegetarian option.

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