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    Today's Top Contract

    https://jobsearch.direct.gov.uk/GetJ...&where&q&AVSDM
    Wolf Boy/Girl Wanted

    Job description

    All applicants must be genuine, people with beards or wearing masks will not be accepted, although a woman with a beard may be considered under a different job opportunities.

    All applicant must also have Circus skills to a high standard.

    They must also have a minimum of 60,000 hairs growing on their face & linking up with the hairline, hair on the head is not included in this specification.

    The job will run from the 10th January to the 23rd March where the Circus of Horrors, which is now in its 18th year of existence, will perform in in 57 different venues from Jersey to Aberdeen.

    Any takers?

    #2
    What on earth were you searching for to find that one?

    Wonder if they would count the hairs at interview...

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      #3
      Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
      https://jobsearch.direct.gov.uk/GetJ...&where&q&AVSDM
      Wolf Boy/Girl Wanted

      Job description

      All applicants must be genuine, people with beards or wearing masks will not be accepted, although a woman with a beard may be considered under a different job opportunities.

      All applicant must also have Circus skills to a high standard.

      They must also have a minimum of 60,000 hairs growing on their face & linking up with the hairline, hair on the head is not included in this specification.

      The job will run from the 10th January to the 23rd March where the Circus of Horrors, which is now in its 18th year of existence, will perform in in 57 different venues from Jersey to Aberdeen.

      Any takers?
      I'm more of giver than a taker, and for that reason.... i'm out, then in, then out again.
      Contracting: more of the money, less of the sh1t

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        #4
        Originally posted by NickFitz View Post

        Any takers?
        May I refer you to your avatar and / or a mirror?

        Actually, Wolf boy AND Wolf girl could sell a few tickets IMO.

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          #5
          Originally posted by administrator View Post
          What on earth were you searching for to find that one?
          Somebody posted it on Twitter - I have absolutely no idea how he found it, and I'm not going to ask

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            #6
            Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
            Somebody posted it on Twitter - I have absolutely no idea how he found it, and I'm not going to ask


            Very boring answer to this, he likely read this article
            Growing old is mandatory
            Growing up is optional

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