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    Wolf Boy/Girl Wanted

    Job description

    All applicants must be genuine, people with beards or wearing masks will not be accepted, although a woman with a beard may be considered under a different job opportunities.

    All applicant must also have Circus skills to a high standard.

    They must also have a minimum of 60,000 hairs growing on their face & linking up with the hairline, hair on the head is not included in this specification.

    The job will run from the 10th January to the 23rd March where the Circus of Horrors, which is now in its 18th year of existence, will perform in in 57 different venues from Jersey to Aberdeen.

    Any takers?

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    What on earth were you searching for to find that one?

    Wonder if they would count the hairs at interview...

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    Quote Originally Posted by NickFitz View Post
    https://jobsearch.direct.gov.uk/GetJ...&where&q&AVSDM

    Wolf Boy/Girl Wanted

    Job description

    All applicants must be genuine, people with beards or wearing masks will not be accepted, although a woman with a beard may be considered under a different job opportunities.

    All applicant must also have Circus skills to a high standard.

    They must also have a minimum of 60,000 hairs growing on their face & linking up with the hairline, hair on the head is not included in this specification.

    The job will run from the 10th January to the 23rd March where the Circus of Horrors, which is now in its 18th year of existence, will perform in in 57 different venues from Jersey to Aberdeen.

    Any takers?
    I'm more of giver than a taker, and for that reason.... i'm out, then in, then out again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NickFitz View Post

    Any takers?
    May I refer you to your avatar and / or a mirror?

    Actually, Wolf boy AND Wolf girl could sell a few tickets IMO.

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    Quote Originally Posted by administrator View Post
    What on earth were you searching for to find that one?
    Somebody posted it on Twitter - I have absolutely no idea how he found it, and I'm not going to ask

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    Quote Originally Posted by NickFitz View Post
    Somebody posted it on Twitter - I have absolutely no idea how he found it, and I'm not going to ask


    Very boring answer to this, he likely read this article
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