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15 January 2013, 11:42

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Ah, you work with computers do you? Mine's really slow, how do I fix it?

People think I'm joking when I tell them I hate computers.

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#12

15 January 2013, 11:43

Originally posted by Project Monkey View Post

Ah, you work with computers do you? Mine's really slow, how do I fix it?

Can you build a website for our village fete/glee club/campaign against funny coloured immigrants?

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15 January 2013, 11:45

Doesn't have a scooby. Which is handy cos I can buy nearly anything 'for work' and get away with it.

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15 January 2013, 11:46

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I'm not entirely sure myself.

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#15

15 January 2013, 11:46

Originally posted by darmstadt View Post

I tend to get the 'he does **** all' and "apparently it's a piece of piss" answers when Frau D. is asked what I do with the occasional "types letters on a keyboard and moans a lot"

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#16

15 January 2013, 11:49

All she knows is that I break stuff for a living

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#17

15 January 2013, 11:51

Re: How does your partner describe your work?

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All she knows is that I break stuff for a living

Ah, I mourn for the days when that was my primary job description!

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#18

15 January 2013, 11:54

Originally posted by Advocate View Post

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#19

15 January 2013, 11:59

I prefer the little Lady to not worry her pretty head about such things. So long as the money is on the table at the end of the month, she can concentrate on proper feminine things such as raising the children, cleaning the house and cooking my dinner.

At times when she is allowed to speak to for herself she's been known to say "RasputinDude is a glorified geek".
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#20

15 January 2013, 11:59

My wife knows I write software for investment banks. She is pretty clued up and has even done some programming herself in her previous job.

Although my mother could not understand what degree I did, even after 4 years she called it something to do with business and computers.

I did maths.

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