I want to stop my lesbian neighbours from showing off their sex life

[Mich the Tester]

oh please! last time I got negged by mudskipper who then got zippy and cojak upon me like the 3 witches of Eastwick. Or was it Macbeth?

Not sure I can face that again.

On the other hand, for a few lesbian pictures, I might be tempted......

So what were Mudskipper, Zippy and Cojak doing in the pics?

[vetran]

Get the boys from the rugby club round provide beer and let them watch the show.

Don't sleep in the damp patch.

[BA to the Stars]

Get the boys from the rugby club round sell them beer and charge them them watch the show.

FTFY - Plan B

[wobbegong]

Get the boys from the rugby club round provide beer and let them watch the show.

Don't sleep in the damp patch.

Good idea. Some loud beer-fuelled whooping and raucous encouragement from the other side of the garden fence might just bring on a bit of modesty in the ladies in question. Or it might bring a charge of 'invasion of privacy'.

[SimonMac]

oh please! last time I got negged by mudskipper who then got zippy and cojak upon me like the 3 witches of Eastwick. Or was it Macbeth?

I remember them more like....

[vetran]

Good idea. Some loud beer-fuelled whooping and raucous encouragement from the other side of the garden fence might just bring on a bit of modesty in the ladies in question. Or it might bring a charge of 'invasion of privacy'.

Its a fantasy scenario AFAIAC. That was Humour.

I couldn't see my rear neighbours house's clearly without Binoculars, most of those are in their seventies having met them in the park that is between us.

I would suggest the ladies in question are exceptionally naive if they forget to put the curtains up and think in a built up area they won't be seen cavorting.

[vetran]

I remember them more like....

forget Mitch, in like Flynn.

[Mich the Tester]

I couldn't see my rear neighbours house's clearly without Binoculars, most of those are in their seventies having met them in the park that is between us.

You do that every night do you?

[BrilloPad]

You do that every night do you?

Until the police put a stop to it.

[bless 'em all]

A quote from the lengthy response ....

I wonder how long your husband will consider it the greatest show on earth?

Answer: Until Hell freezes over!