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Are you fit to live in Britain?

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    Are you fit to live in Britain?

    Can you pass the British immigration exam? - Telegraph

    Thankfully I got 0/10 so need to leave as soon as possible.

    #2
    How did you do?

    Applicants for British citizenship will be expected to answer 75% of 24 questions correctly.
    You scored 100%!
    I guess I'll be allowed in.
    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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      #3
      I probably couldn't pass it either, but then I would wander down to Walthamstow and outsource the exam to the nearest willing participant

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        #4
        90% - can't believe I got the one about the Jubilee wrong!
        Originally posted by MaryPoppins
        I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
        Originally posted by vetran
        Urine is quite nourishing

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          #5
          10/10 here.
          ...my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...

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            #6
            Originally posted by Lockhouse View Post
            10/10 here.
            You are the queen then.....

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              #7
              Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
              Can you pass the British immigration exam? - Telegraph

              Thankfully I got 0/10 so need to leave as soon as possible.
              bye
              In Scooter we trust

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                #8
                Originally posted by Lockhouse View Post
                10/10 here.
                Same here it wasn't particularly hard though
                In Scooter we trust

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                  #9
                  10/10. You'd have to be pretty stupid not to.

                  Presumably the test has to be taken in English, so at least it's a test that the potential immigrant is likely to be able to get by in English.
                  Will work inside IR35. Or for food.

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                    #10
                    9/10 and because I didn't even bother to read thoroughly one of the questions.

                    All the same, I am not interested in becoming UK citizen. Thank you very much.

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