Are you fit to live in Britain? Are you fit to live in Britain?
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    Default Are you fit to live in Britain?

    Can you pass the British immigration exam? - Telegraph

    Thankfully I got 0/10 so need to leave as soon as possible.

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    How did you do?

    Applicants for British citizenship will be expected to answer 75% of 24 questions correctly.
    You scored 100%!
    I guess I'll be allowed in.
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    I probably couldn't pass it either, but then I would wander down to Walthamstow and outsource the exam to the nearest willing participant

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    90% - can't believe I got the one about the Jubilee wrong!
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    10/10 here.
    ...my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lockhouse View Post
    10/10 here.
    You are the queen then.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Can you pass the British immigration exam? - Telegraph

    Thankfully I got 0/10 so need to leave as soon as possible.
    bye
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lockhouse View Post
    10/10 here.
    Same here it wasn't particularly hard though
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    10/10. You'd have to be pretty stupid not to.

    Presumably the test has to be taken in English, so at least it's a test that the potential immigrant is likely to be able to get by in English.
    Will work inside IR35. Or for food.

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    9/10 and because I didn't even bother to read thoroughly one of the questions.

    All the same, I am not interested in becoming UK citizen. Thank you very much.

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