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Oscar Pistorius shoots the missus

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    #11
    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    Did anyone get my legless joke? Anyone?
    yeah, read it about 100 times on twitter already

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      #12
      Originally posted by doodab View Post
      Did anyone get my legless joke? Anyone?
      Yes, I had guessed that one was coming this morning.

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        #13
        Originally posted by doodab View Post
        Did anyone get my legless joke? Anyone?
        Obviously not
        Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
        I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

        I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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          #14
          Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
          We've all dreamed of doing it!
          I've never even met the lady.
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins
          I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
          Originally posted by vetran
          Urine is quite nourishing

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            #15
            Cue Mich and SAS to tell us what a lovely place Africa is to live and visit.

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              #16
              Originally posted by escapeUK View Post
              Cue Mich to tell us he'd have done her
              FTFY
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins
              I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
              Originally posted by vetran
              Urine is quite nourishing

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                #17
                Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                FTFY
                I thought of it, but it's not a tasteful moment to say so.
                And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                  #18
                  Looks like he is being charged with murder, there has been a "number of domestic incidents" at the address previously
                  Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
                  I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

                  I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                    I thought of it, but it's not a tasteful moment to say so.
                    But a bloody good moment to think about it. She's not likely to say no

                    Although, you probably don't get them saying 'no' anyway
                    When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by escapeUK View Post
                      Cue Mich and SAS to tell us what a lovely place Africa is to live and visit.
                      What's Africa got to do with a domestic incident, you cretinous illogical moron?
                      Hard Brexit now!
                      #prayfornodeal

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