Oscar Pistorius shoots the missus

**mudskipper** · 14 February 2013, 07:41

Lived in SA as a kid. One night, my mum got up to close the window. My dad saw a figure behind the curtain, assumed it was a burglar, and decked her. As he said at the time, if he'd had a gun she'd probably be dead.

**doodab** · 14 February 2013, 08:07

You shouldn't play with guns when you're drunk...

**SimonMac** · 14 February 2013, 08:12

We've all dreamed of doing it!

**administrator** · 14 February 2013, 08:59

Originally posted by SimonMac View Post

We've all dreamed of doing it!

**SupremeSpod** · 14 February 2013, 09:05

He won't have a leg to stand on when this gets to court...

**Pondlife** · 14 February 2013, 09:13

Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post

He won't have a leg to stand on when this gets to court...

Here you go

**Bunk** · 14 February 2013, 09:23

I wouldn't want to be in his shoes

**jmo21** · 14 February 2013, 09:39

He was certainly well armed

**doodab** · 14 February 2013, 09:43

Did anyone get my legless joke? Anyone?

Murder	63.64%	28 votes
Manslaughter	25.00%	11 votes
AndyW shot his load	11.36%	5 votes

Oscar Pistorius shoots the missus