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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostSeriously? They drug test contractors?+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
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Originally posted by escapeUK View PostYou dont seem very good at being a permie Manager. I predict you'll be back to contracting in the next 12 months. Of course you'll sell it as your decision, but everyone here will suspect you got sacked.
Originally posted by Zippy View Post'Tis common in the US. We had some fun with US colleagues and forged 'you have been selected for a random drug test' emails following a course in AmsterdamWhat happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostHighly probable.+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005
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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostSeriously? They drug test contractors?'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!Comment
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you are doing it all wrong man!
In the permie world it is not about what you get done it is about whose d!ck you are sucking and who you can blame!
c'mon get your blame coat on and find some poor sap to make stories up about to make yourself look good.
Remember you are the most important human being on the planet - everyone else just exists for your benefit..Comment
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Originally posted by original PM View Postyou are doing it all wrong man!
In the permie world it is not about what you get done it is about whose d!ck you are sucking and who you can blame!
c'mon get your blame coat on and find some poor sap to make stories up about to make yourself look good.
Remember you are the most important human being on the planet - everyone else just exists for your benefit..
worse MF os up against Americans who are already two steps ahead of him.
as I asked far earlier in this thread
Originally posted by eek View PostAre you sure you're cut out for this permie lark?
But more seriously - Commiserations. When things go wrong management usual do something even stupider to solve what they think the issue is.merely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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Originally posted by eek View PostBut MF's been out of the game so long (as a contractor) that he can no longer play the game well.
worse MF os up against Americans who are already two steps ahead of him.
as I asked far earlier in this thread
What's the market like?What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostYeah, I'm beginning to wonder if I'm cut out for this permie lark.
What's the market like?merely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostMy fookin US contractor has decided not to turn up to site on Tuesday stating that he picked up another role in the two weeks it took to 'drugs test and background check' him for this role, having a dig stating that it was a joke he had to take a drugs test.
In other news, one of my permies has gone AWOL for two days after a bad review! WTF is wrong with people!!!
Should have stayed a contractor!And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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