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    #11
    Heard on the radio this morning that a tune you can't get out of your head is known as an earworm.
    Me, me, me...

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      #12
      There's some ****wit in an office near me, but not too sure which one as he stops whenever I get up to find out who it is, who whistles tuneless ditties (loud.) I've therefore started to farting the 1812 Overture very loudly now to drown him out
      Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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        #13
        Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
        There's some ****wit in an office near me, but not too sure which one as he stops whenever I get up to find out who it is, who whistles tuneless ditties (loud.) I've therefore started to farting the 1812 Overture very loudly now to drown him out
        Watch for splashback at the crescendo!

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          #14
          Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
          There's some ****wit in an office near me, but not too sure which one as he stops whenever I get up to find out who it is, who whistles tuneless ditties (loud.) I've therefore started to farting the 1812 Overture very loudly now to drown him out
          Le Petomaine could do the opening salvo of the Battle of Austerlitz - now THAT would be something to try!
          "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
          - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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