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    Default I'm so bored...

    that I've just applied for a contract...

    Unfortunately the phone isn't ringing off the hook.

    Odd that.

    Bummer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zeitghost
    that I've just applied for a contract...

    Unfortunately the phone isn't ringing off the hook.

    Odd that.

    Bummer.
    Just the one application then ZG? I hope you didn't include a photo. That is always a no-no, but even more so when you are a Giant Alien Lizard...

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    Me too, I am incredibly bored. I am going to try and surpass my record of 9 coffees in one day. I am going to break 10.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Gimp
    Me too, I am incredibly bored. I am going to try and surpass my record of 9 coffees in one day. I am going to break 10.

    Got the coffee maker set up in bogs then

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    I was going to get a contract but the extra 40k I got for closing the shop has persuaded me to sit on arse for a bit longer.

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    If I drank that much coffee, I'd be peeing all day. You either have a bladder the size of China or enjoy frequent loo breaks too.

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    No normal sized bladder, but because of my penchant for the odd beer or too I have had a colostemy bag fitted. So it works well when I am out on the turps and also when at work. I can p*ss to my hearts content whilst sitting at my desk. I haven't had a girlfriend for 6 years though. I think it's the bag. But it's been with me that long I couldn't let the old girl go. See too much coffee already..

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    I've stopped drinking coffee at work now cos it's from a machine and tastes like shnite.

    Just thought I'd share that with you all because I am that bored.

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    If only we could surf porn at work eh? still 'test please delete' is a help

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    Quote Originally Posted by Troll
    If only we could surf porn at work eh?
    Yeah I have this awesome gay porn site...

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