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    If you think you're going to have a crap weekend, well I'm about to set off to spend the whole weekend at a Testers convention in a mediocre hotel near Utrecht.

    I shall report when I can get out for a moment.

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    wtf do a bunch of testers discuss over a whole weekend? .... surely all you have is an input and an expected output... end of

    What's the collective noun for a group of testers?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Troll View Post
    wtf do a bunch of testers discuss over a whole weekend?
    How to make empty wine bottles.
    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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    ask the concierge / chef for the best restaurant in the area and make it an adventure.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Troll View Post
    wtf do a bunch of testers discuss over a whole weekend? .... surely all you have is an input and an expected output... end of

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    Never understood how someone could make an actual career out of what is just a tedious part of software development. Like professional document writers. I would rather claim benefits.

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    Quote Originally Posted by proggy View Post
    Never understood how someone could make an actual career out of what is just a tedious part of software development. Like professional document writers. I would rather claim benefits.
    Spoken like a true child of labour - chav scum

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    If you think you're going to have a crap weekend, well I'm about to set off to spend the whole weekend at a Testers convention in a mediocre hotel near Utrecht.

    I shall report when I can get out for a moment.



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    Quote Originally Posted by original PM View Post
    Spoken like a true child of labour - chav scum
    Luckily I don't have too and never have or will. I find people that would accuse another of being a Chav are 99.9% of the time Chavs themselves.

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    ok who is NinjaNomyx? Has to be a CUK regular.

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    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

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    Quote Originally Posted by proggy View Post
    Luckily I don't have too and never have or will.
    Which implies that you have never done any testing (as you would rather claim benefits) which implies that all of your code is tulip and broken.
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