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    One will to live, if you find it, please send it back to

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    You must be on the same contract as me...is it the Bobs?
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    Quote Originally Posted by norrahe View Post
    One will to live, if you find it, please send it back to

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    hey Norah,

    before you lose your will to live, put the kettle on luv, ta

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    Dear Norrahe
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    Please find enclosed one Will to live. I am not sure if it is the one that you lost, but I am sure it would substitute well
    My project manager found it this morning whilst trying to locate his @rse with both hands and a map. Needless to say, the sorry sack of sh1t failed, but at least this Will to live turned up so some good might come of it

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    Will a bottle of red do instead?
    “Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones.”

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    I have your will to live, I've hidden it next to my agenda. Now, if I could remember where I'd hidden it, we'd both be sorted.
    Hmm. I'm beginning to suspect that you need to find all the packing the computer came in...

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    Quote Originally Posted by SimonMac View Post
    Will a bottle of red do instead?
    a few cases might

    and a large missile launcher
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    Quote Originally Posted by norrahe View Post
    a few cases might

    and a large missile launcher
    I think you'd be better off with an MRL. Multiple rocket launcher - with individually targeted rockets.
    Hmm. I'm beginning to suspect that you need to find all the packing the computer came in...

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