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    Decided I am sick of being alone, so signed up to Uniform Dating, what do you think of my profile?

    “Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by SimonMac View Post
    Decided I am sick of being alone, so signed up to Uniform Dating, what do you think of my profile?

    made me smile

    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to SimonMac again.
    - this didn't.
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    Quote Originally Posted by vetran View Post
    made me smile

    - this didn't.
    If you can't give me +VE, negging MF has the same karmic effect
    “Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by SimonMac View Post
    If you can't give me +VE, negging MF has the same karmic effect
    It's also more fun as you see how low he goes.
    merely at clientco for the entertainment

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    Quote Originally Posted by SimonMac View Post
    Decided I am sick of being alone, so signed up to Uniform Dating, what do you think of my profile?

    Wearing a mask is the only way you're going to get laid.
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Wearing a mask is the only way you're going to get laid.
    Rubbish! There is always chloroform, non consensual, paying for it and if I get really desperate I will call upon your wife again
    “Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by SimonMac View Post
    Rubbish! There is always chloroform, non consensual, paying for it and if I get really desperate I will call upon your wife again
    She's still laughing from the last time you came around. Her words 'It was like a penis but smaller' just about sums you up.
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MarillionFan View Post
    She's still laughing from the last time you came around. Her words 'It was like a penis but smaller' just about sums you up.
    Living with you she should be an expert on knobs anyway
    “Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by MarillionFan View Post
    She's still laughing from the last time you came around. Her words 'It was like a penis but smaller' just about sums you up.
    Isn't it a little short for a Stormtrooper?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SimonMac View Post
    Rubbish! There is always chloroform, non consensual, paying for it and if I get really desperate I will call upon your wife again
    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to SimonMac again.
    Can someone do the needful please?

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